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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on November 10th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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Colin, mate, you really should appreciate us more. Charlie and I have procured you a date with grade A prime beef, man. I mean, you know what they say - Fat girls give better head because they're hungry. I think it's true. See...
No need to thank us. She's looking forward to your company at Hogsmeade.
Speaking of, Kate. You, me, something interesting? I promise not to feed you until you could be mistaken for a moose.
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on October 24th, 2008 @ 12:34am
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Someone please come fluff my pillows. And bring me something I can taste. And an ice pack. I think I'm feeling feverish.
Kate, can't you come hold my hand?
It must be said, when Flynn Cauldwell gets sick, it's in a very manly way. All sweaty and rugged. Charlie, where's my teddy?
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on September 27th, 2008 @ 1:57am
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Kate, im going to fined you and do things to you taht no one has ever done befoe. its eonly a matter of tiem and you will love me.
ive seen soe many tits tonight and so much snatch but its nevr too much.
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on September 16th, 2008 @ 12:27am
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[Private to CHIAYNN, NO TALLY]
What in the bloody fuck is going on? Since when did Tally become a girl? So fucking confused. This whole year is a mindfuck. Although, this could be funny and it means more girls in knickers in our room for planning. I'm in. Guys?
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[Private to Tally]
Is there something you want to tell me? Like when you became friends with BBV? Tally, are you on the sauce? We can try to make you go to rehab, you know. Please don't say no, no, no. Also why do I feel like I never see you lately? You need to join Hufflepuff and play Quidditch.
But no wearing only knickers at our knickers parties. That's just wrong.
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So it looks like there's a party planning session in our room again. Don't worry, ladies, we'll make sure everything is nice and neat.
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on September 7th, 2008 @ 10:28pm
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I just have one thing to say. WHO THE FUCK WAS CHELSEA DAVIES?
No, I take that back. I have something else to say. WHO THE HELL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL INTO A RAVINE?
Seriously, this year is all sorts of fucked up. You don't think they'll cancel Quidditch do you? We already had to miss a practice. And guys, that will be made up.
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on August 26th, 2008 @ 7:36am
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[Private to Charlie]
Don't give Little Pucey any information on Corner. She has an inappropriate crush. I've alerted the authorities. Or rather, authority. Iain knows. But don't give her anything. We're going to nip this in the bud. Your sister isn't harbouring inappropriate crushes too is she? I don't think I could stand both of them mad at me.
I think I have to hit Corner though. He's obviously done something to attract her attention.
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Stephen Corner. Fair warning - next time I see you, I'm going to be forced to punch you. Nothing personal.
[Added later.]
If I see the following people looking at Nettie Pucey, I will be forced to hit you as well. Nothing personal.
- James Potter
- Felix Abercrombie
- Possibly Alfie Abercrombie, if you quit being what Nettie refers to as a tosser
- Louis -
not specified which, so this goes for both The little one
JUST DON'T DO IT.
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Posted by Flynn Cauldwell on August 10th, 2008 @ 1:31am
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You know, Austria has been fun, but I'm ready for warmer weather and summer again. If I wanted to go skiing, I'd wait until winter and go to Switzerland or, possibly, France. It's summer and I'm meant to be lying on a beach in Corfu with beautiful Greek girls all around.
Still, Salzburg had some meadows that looked perfect for Quidditch. Not to mention fantastic acoustics for an outdoor festival. Charles...Charlie...Chuck. Old buddy, old pal. I say we spend free day flying. Iain? Perhaps you could be persuaded?
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